26 5 / 2013

“Oh, gods,” an old woman wailed. “We’re lost, the battle’s lost, she’s running.” Several children were crying. They can smell the fear. Sansa found herself alone on the dais. Should she stay here, or run after the queen and plead for her life? She never knew why she got to her feet, but she did. “Don’t be afraid,” she told them loudly.

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26 5 / 2013

25 5 / 2013

[30/50] Harry Potter Parallels 

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24 5 / 2013

iseeavoice:

Why don’t we have teleportation yet? Who is in charge of science? Get the chief of science on the phone immediately.

(via typefettinge)

24 5 / 2013

thefrogman:

Incidental Comics by Grant Snider [website | tumblr | twitter]

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24 5 / 2013

24 5 / 2013

pyreclaws:

awwww-cute:

The cat’s in the bag

swiggity swag

pyreclaws:

awwww-cute:

The cat’s in the bag

swiggity swag

(via verticalbutthole)

24 5 / 2013

24 5 / 2013

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

(Source: shitshilarious, via tributefromdistrict12-)

24 5 / 2013

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via ellentighs)

24 5 / 2013

24 5 / 2013

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

(via melissatheamazing)

23 5 / 2013

23 5 / 2013

beautifulkink:


“I heard police or ambulancemen, standing in our house, say, “She must have provoked him,” or, “Mrs Stewart, it takes two to make a fight.” They had no idea. The truth is my mother did nothing to deserve the violence she endured. She did not provoke my father, and even if she had, violence is an unacceptable way of dealing with conflict. Violence is a choice a man makes and he alone is responsible for it.”-Patrick Stewart

Wow who knew! Kudos Mr. Stewart!

beautifulkink:

“I heard police or ambulancemen, standing in our house, say, “She must have provoked him,” or, “Mrs Stewart, it takes two to make a fight.” They had no idea. The truth is my mother did nothing to deserve the violence she endured. She did not provoke my father, and even if she had, violence is an unacceptable way of dealing with conflict. Violence is a choice a man makes and he alone is responsible for it.”-Patrick Stewart

Wow who knew! Kudos Mr. Stewart!

(via shewhodanceswithbears)

23 5 / 2013

carry-on-my-wayward-loki:

michaelshiatusbeard:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

two types of people

carry-on-my-wayward-loki:

michaelshiatusbeard:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

two types of people

(Source: inthepitofmystomach, via wowasimplereminder17)